THE MOVIE TRAILER
The legend of Kung Fu Joe explodes onto the screen in this absurd and hilarious
comedy. An ensemble of colorful characters come to life in this bizarre mix of pop
culture and cult cinema. This unique and original movie has a bit of everything:
pirates, ninjas, a Master on the mountaintop, disco grooves, burpees, Kung Fu fighting,
a mystical hammer, a Mad Scientist, a hunchback and a guy with a plant for a head.
Kung Fu Joe, neighborhood hero and martial arts expert, must uncover the plot of
a Mad Scientist and his bizarre minions bent on ruling the world. Joe joins forces
with his old nemesis, the Detective and the mysterious Femme Fatale -- but can they
overcome the most dangerous enemy of all?
Buy a DVD and you fund the sequel!
If we can sell enough DVDs to pay off our credit cards, we vow to make another movie.
When you buy a DVD, you can vote on which sequel we ought to make:
- Kung Fu Ho
- Kung Fu Joe is Breaking Too, Electric Boogalo
- Kung Fu Joe and the Abdominal Snowman
- Kung Fu Joe goes to France
- Kung Fu Joe: The Mad Scientist Strikes Back
- Kung Fu Joe: Return of the Detective
- Kung Fu Joe in the Land That Time Forgot
- Kung Fu Joe: The Early Years
Place Your Bets Now!
YOU WILL
- Laugh!
- Not cry!
- Watch it more than once!
- Not think that it sucks!
- Not ask for your money back!
- OR -
YOUR MONEY BACK!
Just videotape yourself watching the entire movie from start to finish, eight times in a row. If you do not show
a single facial expression for 688 minutes, we will send you a refund*.
* Must be on first viewing of the movie. Viewer must be under the age of 52. Refund
may be denominated in Cambodian Riel. Please wait 4-6 years for your refund to arrive.
Not responsible for misdirected mail, like cash sent to our home address. To receive
your full refund, send a SASE with a check for the $14.95 restocking
fee. Please make the check out to yourself and put it inside the SASE. Then drop the SASE in the mail. You will receive your refund of $14.95 sometime after that.